so, i'm sitting there for like three weeks with my best performing campaign about to expire cuz my AM is literally just vanished, radio silence yeah? tried all the nice guy shit, emails, lols in skype, nothing. so i'm staring at the stats and i remember the one thing these people actually care about - other peoples' stats. i screenshot my performance dashboard from their damn network - the good numbers, redacted the juicy bits obviously - and i paste it into an email for their biggest direct competitor. i don't actually send it, i just take a snip of the draft. i forward my last ignored email to my ghost AM and i attach the screenshot of the email draft to the competitor. subject line: 'sad to move this volume' hit send at like 4pm their time. got a reply in 45 minutes lmao. not just a reply, suddenly he's got an exclusive version of my offer with a 15% lift and 'oh sorry my inbox is broken bro'. the whole thing is just so transparent it's hilarious. so the trick isn't being the best pub, it's making them think you're about to be someone else's best pub. works like a charm.