look, i'm about to lose my mind here. spent the whole weekend trying to get expressvpn running on an asus router for a client. the idea was solid - secure every device without the app footprint, automate connections, whole-home privacy. pro level stuff. instead, it completely tanks my local server connections and drops speeds by 80% on a wired pc. the config guide is ancient, using openvpn settings from 2020 prob. so now i'm staring at charts that look like a cliff. the app on a single machine is fine, works as advertised. but the moment i put it on the router, it's like i'm back on dial-up and half my smart home gadgets won't talk to each other. client wants the router setup, says it's cleaner. my logs say it's a massive liability. anyone actually done this successfully in the last six months and have configs that don't break everything? data or it didn't happen, lmao.