Alright, I gotta vent here. Been running some speed tests, digging into VPN jurisdiction stuff, and man, it feels like chasing shadows. Every time I think I find a good provider, I hit a wall of legal mumbo jumbo and real risks. The Five Eyes thing? Yeah, it sounds like some conspiracy theory but when you look at the data and the legal frameworks, it's just plain risky. These jurisdictions have treaties and spy alliances that make it impossible to trust the privacy promises they make. I mean, if a VPN is based in Australia or the US, what's really stopping them from handing over logs if pressured? And don't tell me