right, so i'm back from another trip and i'm tired of seeing the same 'just use expressvpn' advice everywhere. it's like people don't actually travel. i spent the last year bouncing between europe, asia, and south america with a laptop bag full of sim cards and a spreadsheet tracking vpn performance. if you aren't tracking every connection attempt with your own custom sheet, you're just guessing what works. here's the messy reality. that provider with the slick ads? completely useless in turkey, their servers were blocked on day one. meanwhile, this smaller indie one i tested on a whim worked in three different cafes. but then it failed spectacularly for streaming back home content from australia. protocols matter way more than brand names when you're abroad - wireguard is fast until it isn't, and sometimes you need to fall back to openvpn tcp on port 443 just to get a handshake. also, everyone forgets about the phone. setting up a travel vpn on mobile is a whole other nightmare of captive portals and battery drain. i'm not here to shill a specific name. i'm just saying the advice is bad because it's static. what worked last month in portugal might be dead now. my data shows you need at least two providers, configured for different protocols, and you must test your kill switch before you leave. saw my own ip leak in a hotel in manila, lmao, not fun. curious if anyone else is actually logging this stuff or just winging it