so, stuck in an airport again waiting for a client meeting that will probably get delayed. been using travel time to test vpns for accessing my affiliate dashboards and geoblocked offers from random hotels. you know, the usual 'need to check my cpm from bali' situation. i ran three providers side-by-side for six months across 8 countries. the usual suspects - nord, express, mullvad. the speed tests for streaming are whatever, everyone talks about that. the real comedy is trying to maintain a stable connection to a vps hosting a pbn from a dubai airport lounge. mullvad's privacy is cool until you need to consistently hit a us server for a campaign check and the ping looks like a heart rate monitor. expressvpn was fine until it just.. wasn't, in singapore last month, total dropout during a critical tracking pixel test. nord's obfuscated servers are a fun idea that mostly just means 'slower'. the comparison nobody does is reliability for actual work, not just watching netflix. my data shows a 40% failure rate on first connection attempt when hopping between public wifis, which is basically all travel. attached a super basic sheet with connection success rates by city. it's pathetic. all that marketing and the best one worked 72% of the time. lmao. what are you guys using when you need to actually log in and fix something, not just scroll?