right, so i posted a while back asking how anyone makes haro outreach work. decided to actually test it with data, hired a cheap freelancer to handle the queries and replies for three months. show me the numbers? exactly $2,500 spent on labor, zero placements secured. not even one link. lmao. it's just not scalable for affiliate stuff unless you're in some ultra-niche where journalists are desperate. the volume of relevant queries is basically zero compared to the time cost. back in the day you could maybe grind this out yourself if you had a personal blog, but now it's all agency spam in those pitches anyway. my tracker shows we sent over 200 tailored responses, ctr on journalist replies was under 1%. feels nostalgic for when seo was just about writing good content instead of playing this broken media lottery.