So I'm looking at a corporate VPN plan today, one of the big enterprise ones, because a client wants us to use it for secure access to their internal dashboards. And the sales rep is throwing out this huge discount, like 80% off the first year. But then I look at the actual agreement and the tech specs. It's basically a glorified proxy with more logging than the NSA. No WireGuard, they're pushing their own 'proprietary protocol' that feels like rebranded OpenVPN from 2010. It's got a kill switch you can't fully disable and a privacy policy that basically says they own your traffic data. The whole thing is set up so your company is the admin, they see everything. And the affiliate agreement for resellers? Non-existent. Zero recurring commission, it's a one-time payout that's less than my monthly coffee budget. I was almost tempted by the discount, thinking maybe we could use it for smth, but then you realize it's the opposite of what we actually promote to consumers. Consumer VPNs are selling privacy and freedom, corporate VPNs are selling control and oversight. It's the same fundamental tech, tunneling your connection, but the entire purpose is inverted. The whole thing left me confused about who's even buying these besides mandatory corporate compliance. The discount is just bait for the admin who doesn't know any better. Makes you appreciate the simple, audited no-log policies of the good consumer ones we actually recommend.