Alright so I'm knee deep trying to figure out how to test proxy speeds without losing my mind and honestly it's like chasing shadows. First I set up a basic script, think Python or whatever, run it against a bunch of proxies, but wait, what exactly am I measuring? Is it latency, bandwidth, or just the ping? Then you gotta think about server location, server load, time of day, probably moon phase too, because why not. I've tried different tools but most of them are like a blind guy feeling an elephant, you get different results every time and swear you're in the twilight zone. Oh and don't forget about the variability in network traffic, which makes your precious speed test look like a bad joke. Honestly, I feel like I need a PhD in quantum physics just to understand what "proxy speed" really means anymore. If anyone has a legit way to benchmark proxies without pulling your hair out, I'm all ears or just confused silence, whatever works.