Man, I remember when getting proxies for sneaker bots was simple. Pick a decent provider, rotate IPs, done. Now? It's like hunting for unicorns. These days, everyone claims they got the fastest, most anonymous proxies but half the time they're just rehashed public APIs or overpriced datacenter crap. Residential? Mobile? They all promise the world but deliver headaches. Prices are nuts, speeds are inconsistent, and anti-detection measures keep evolving faster than I can keep up. Tried dozens of providers, some are just plain shady, others are overpriced for what they deliver. And don't get me started on mobile proxies, used to be a gold mine, now it's just another PITA. Anyone got real reviews? Real providers that don't scam or throttle your stuff? Feels like we're all just throwing darts in the dark these days. Nostalgic for the days when proxies just worked. Or am I losing it? Someone drop some real wisdom, please.