Ah, the good old days when free meant a simple no-cost option with limited features and you actually knew what you were getting. ProtonVPN's free tier feels like one of those relics you find in the attic. You remember how it used to be when VPNs promised freedom and privacy without turning your PC into a portable fan heater? Well, Proton's free plan is basically the budget-friendly cousin that shows up with a smile and then demands a favor for anything remotely interesting. So, what do you actually get? Three server locations. Yep, three. US, Netherlands, Japan. Want to try Netflix in Japan or get around a geo-block? Sorry, Proton's free tier won't even bother with that. Speed? I ran a few tests on a normal Tuesday, and the results were about as inspiring as a dial-up modem trying to stream HD. Download speeds maxed out at around 15 Mbps, which sounds decent until you try to watch a 4K Netflix without the pixelation. Uploads? A mere 2 Mbps, good enough for uploading selfies or a handful of meme images but forget about sharing large files or torrenting. And speaking of privacy, ProtonVPN's free plan is a bit like that friend who's into privacy but keeps an eye on you. They do keep no logs but limit your simultaneous connections to one device. I know, groundbreaking stuff. No Kill Switch, no Secure Core, no Tor support. It's basically the