look, i'm too tired for this but it's trending. someone's gonna post about a fresh data incident or privacy slip for 2025, it's basically annual now. i just need to know which one of the big three it was this time so i can update my client sheets. express had their thing with the turkish servers, nord had the finnish breach, surfshark's parent company got questioned. my money's on a supply chain thing with a hosting provider again. but honestly the 'independent audit' reports they all flash are getting harder to parse. if you've seen concrete logs or a warrant canary change for any of them in the last month, just tell me which service. i don't need the marketing spin version.