okay, so i've been logging connection data for mullvad across five servers for three weeks now. everyone talks about their privacy model, sure, anonymous accounts are neat. but the speed test numbers in their ads just don't line up with my raw packet logs. specifically, wireguard protocol. running simultaneous tcp and udp streams to the same endpoint. udp is consistently 15-22ms faster, which is expected. but the variance on tcp spikes every 90 seconds like clockwork, adds 40+ ms of jitter. their support just sends the generic 'network conditions' reply. feels like a throttling profile they're not disclosing? citation needed obviously but my graphs look suspiciously patterned. i'm confused cuz all the reviews just parrot 'fast and private.' where's the actual protocol-level analysis? might dump my csv if anyone wants to poke holes in my methodology lmao.