so i tried digging into the seasonal offers again, thinking maybe the old glory days of easy conversions during holidays are still alive. spoiler alert, they're not. i remember a time when running a generic christmas deal during december was basically a license to print money. now? cr is lower than my motivation to keep pretending these offers are anything but a shot in the dark. i mean, maybe back in 2018 it was just a matter of slapping a festive LP and waiting for the cash to roll in. fast forward to 2023 and it feels like the only thing seasonal about these offers is how quickly they fade away. anyone else notice their holiday promos are turning into seasonal flops? or is it just me clutching nostalgia and wishful thinking?