Right. So I just stumbled onto this gold mine of info about VPN providers actually getting independently audited and I gotta say, it's like finding a unicorn in a haystack. We all know VPNs love to throw around their security claims, but who's really got the certification to back it up? I'm trying to use this for streaming, torrenting, privacy freak outs and I don't wanna get caught with my pants down by some shady log policy. The usual suspects like Nord and Express get their audits but it feels like asking a used car salesman for honesty. Anyone got real recommendations from providers that actually went through a legit audit process and didn't just sprinkle some fairy dust on their claims? Looking for something with good speed, solid privacy, and of course, no BS about being 'the most secure VPN ever.' I mean, I've seen this movie before, but maybe this time I hit jackpot. Hit me up with what you know. If it's been audited, I wanna hear about it. Also, no geo-locked audit reports, I need real, verifiable stuff. Gimme the secret sauce on who's playing it straight in this shady game