So I grabbed a VPN claiming to work in China and other heavily restricted countries and I did some speed tests and protocol checks just to see if it's worth a damn. Results are hilarious. Ping in Beijing was about 300ms, which I expected but the real kicker was the encryption protocols. OpenVPN over TCP with AES-256 gave me a decent 15 Mbps down but the WireGuard version barely hit 7 Mbps, smh. Privacy? They say zero logs, but after digging, I found some vague retention clauses buried in their ToS. Not exactly confidence-inspiring. Streaming was a no-go most of the time, buffering every five minutes, and torrents? Forget it, no seeders, no leechers, just dead silence. And don't get me started on how they hide behind obscure jurisdictions with weird laws. Basically, if you need something quick and dirty for China or similar, pick your poison, but don't expect much beyond basic obfuscation and decent speeds. Who's got real working tips that won't get me flagged or worse, banned?